Unimagined Items Put For Sale

Check out our list !

1. Carma Sutra: The Auto-Erotic Handbook 

Unbuckle your seatbelt for this, the first-ever manual of sex positions for in-car entertainment! Fully illustrated and packed with helpful, practical, model-specific advice, this glove-compartment-sized guide contains everything readers need to rev up their sex drive!

Price : $260++

2. How To Live With Huge Penis Handbook 

Being hung like a horse is a curse few understand. Learn how to cope with your gargantuan gonzo with this helpful guide. It comes filled with prayers, daily affirmations, and thoughtful quotes to help manage day-to-day life with your magnum dong!

Price : $10++

3. Images You Shouldn’t Masturbate To

Choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, airing the orchid-whatever you call it, none of the images in this book will encourage the gentle art of self-pleasure. This deceptively simple and strangely addictive book presents a laugh-out-loud collection of random pictures virtually guaranteed to dampen the urge of even the strongest libido!

Price : $6++

4. Dick Towel

Dry yourself off with a towel that leaves nothing to the imagination. As seen on the hit comedy series It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, each officially licensed towel is reversible – with a big dick on one side and a small dick on the other ! This item does not ship to certain countries, Malaysia included.

Price : $25++

5. Toilet Mini-Golf

Work on your stroke while you do work on the porcelain throne with this mini-golf putting game. Perfect for any size bathroom, the toilet mini-golf game is a great gift idea for the golfing enthusiast and comes with a putting green, two balls, and a mini putter!

Price : $6++

All these things can be found at Amazon.com

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